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Duration: 03:33 minutes
Upload Time: 2008-02-10 17:14:22
User: Burtbow
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Description:
Earthlings Margaret needs your help, please help him!
On his way to the chip shop one burt managed to get abducted by a ufo flying saucer. There is no ufo video footage or any ufo pictures you will just have to take Burts word for it. This is a real ufo plee from the mother ship deep in space. Burt is allowed a couple of minutes to make his plee to the people of earth. The Aliens beamed up Burt to there shuttle, this is no joke and no laughing matter, its like something out of the alien vs predator movie.
Outer space burt continues his mission to entertain the worlds ulgy ulgyist aliens. Ugly people are nothing compared to what Burt has to put up with. Ugly Betty, ulgy girls nothing is worst then this. The aliens like to tickle Burt what must be tickle torture! Tickle me elmo the aliens keep muttering. They tickle feet and belly tickle all the time.
All Burt wanted was a steak, or some steak and cheese, or outback steak house, yum yum. As Burt was beamed up like scotty out of Star Trek or Star Wars, beam me up Scotty, Burt got burnt, he was burn out, burn fat, burnt like burning a dvd. His face was left scarred, injuried could do with a injury lawyer. This was no self injury, personal injury or knee injury, it was a brain injury. Very serious.
I am having trouble getting an erection. Its an erection problem. Viagra just doesn't do the trick. I am missing my steak and kidney pie, my american pie, i could do with a nice cream pie or apple pie,or even a nice pumpkin pie.
Please send me some money, free money please to the Alien Release Fund, make money for me to escape! Play poker for money, be a money maker, give me your uncliamed money and try to release me. Its money in the bank for the mutual fund. Fund raising is needed! I am a fund raiser for the hedge fund. This is not my fault, i am not Margaret really. I'm not Ann Margaret, Margaret Thatcher, or Margaret sanger. I am a normal human being to some degree. Help me, free me, this is no time for free downloads or playing free music downloads, or playing free online games.
Please feel free to comment and leave your ratings, thank you, god bless, Burt.
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Chuichupachichi 2008-02-17 00:06:58
Hey Burt, I don't know if you got a "kick" out of my first comment, but if so, I hope it wasn't on the face. You have enough problems in that area already. "uh,uh", you know, with the burn and all, is what i mean.
I wasn't refering to your having to resort to the ugliest of the ugliest of the universe or anything like that. You understand.
Anyhoo, what i was really going to say, was about the "spotted", you know.
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Chuichupachichi 2008-02-17 00:05:54
I'm in California, but there's an English pub/restaurant very near my home.
Of which, I am a regular "local" there now. However, when I first started going there, I asked for a menu as I sat at the bar, as always.
Then when the "lady" barkeeper asked me to order, I replied that I would have the
fish n' chips, also that if she could please make certain that the cook be careful not to accidentaly get any bit of any other menu item mixed into my plate.
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Chuichupachichi 2008-02-17 00:03:47
She replied "of course he wouldn't". Then asked, why I would have such a concern. To which I answered,
"I don't like dick of any kind", "much less one with spots on it"!
Well, I've been a regular ever since. I know all of them, they all know me, and I havn't had to eat any dick! Of "any" kind!
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Chuichupachichi 2008-02-17 00:01:44
You must understand Burt, here in the U.S. we, especialy us of Mexican descent, had no idea whatsoever that there could possibly exist a food item with such a name. We Mexicans only eat tha "balls". From a bull of course.
So you can understand my dilema, on that first occasion in an English Pub. Especialy after I had overheard a couple of the British emploees there, talking about how they were going out for a "fag".
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Chuichupachichi 2008-02-16 23:59:30
We call them cigarettes. "fags", "spotted dick", I was thinking, "what sort of an establishment have I walked into"? "They should give ample warning before one walks in". "My God",
"what would the Queen think of this"?
Yea, it's great there. The only peoblem is a barkeep named Mathew. He's Welsh. So he fucks sheep! I thought the Welsh loved Whales?
"Save the sheep"! "Please give"!
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